"Yeah maybe. But they wouldn't have been as fun." He told her boldly. The weight was interesting and comfortable to him. Really he couldn't remember if anyone had ever actually sat on him before. Not in that way at least. And even when she clunked him on the head he just let it roll to the side a little, pretending for the moment that he was a bobble head doll.

Her question about his clothes caused him to regain some of his energy though "Well what do you expect?" He asked her "You wouldn't have been surprised at all if I'd worn clothes. I had to get the drop on you somehow!" That was his brilliant strategy. Startle her with nudity and then wing it from there.